I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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