your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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