Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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