So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
