Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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