Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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