is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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