There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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