I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
