what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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