hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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