Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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