This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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