Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
