no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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