Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
love makes seman taste better
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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