If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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