I cockslap morals
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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