What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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