got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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