it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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