I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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