Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
where are my eyebrows?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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