Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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