I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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