I think i sorta joined a cult last night
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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