there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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