do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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