There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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