Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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