What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
How does it feel to date your dad?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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