end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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