OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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