So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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