break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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