i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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