you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
