what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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