And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
This baby is an asshole
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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