I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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