Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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