woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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