but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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