we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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