I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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