we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Floor bacon is actually really good
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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