so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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