I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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