party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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