haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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