capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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