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  • You boys shut up. You are going to have to learn to eat our pussy FIRST before you get any pleasure. The old school way of you guys getting all the pleasure is over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:48pm
  • True Life: Grow the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Charles Rutherford thinks that smelly green shit oozing out of ur vagina is simply guacamole from last nites taco party!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Ok 2:16PM, because penises aren't ugly too~*~*~ kawaii ^___^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:19pm
  • i think the word you're looking for is secretions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:13pm
  • 11:23 & 1:38. Fuck you. Women are not here as your personal slaves and playtoys. We are just as good if not BETTER than any man. Thinking like that is why youre a lonely sack of shit right now. Without women me would be NOTHING!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:41am
  • Holy shit. Men and women are equal. You can't have one without having the other. Everything has opposites! Women are the opposite of men, not in a bad way, if we didn't have women we couldn't make babies and if we didn't have jizz we couldn't make kids either. So shut up were both equal, Jesus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:07pm
  • True Life: This app fucking sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:09pm
  • In a good sexual relationship there isn't a tit for tar rule each person just enjoys pleasing the other.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:58am
  • Obviously never gotten any pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:45pm
  • meant to say ARE beautiful...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:44am
  • You are a vaginal excretion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Penises are as ugly as shit, and so are their secretions... gross... What makes you think penile secretions are any better?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:06pm
  • secretions tell you whether you are ovulating

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:43pm
  • is that the stuff that makes ur dick all crusty after like 45 min of fukin? cuz that shit is gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:27pm
  • 5:06 don't you talk about my babies that way!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:32pm
  • Yeah... a shower can go a long way... Most girls [or guys for that matter] after a night of partying don't smell too good down there. I don't blame guys who don't wanna stick their face in a smelly oozing cunt, I wouldn't either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:18pm
  • Ok I'm with 11:04 and others like it. Equality doesn't mean superiority. Give me three ways a women is superior to a male. Not sexist I think both men and women should be equal but honestly mens bodies are built to be stronger,taller, and more powerful. Womens are built to balncenitbout with steady hands, high pain tolerance and worthy minds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:39am
  • some1 who agrees with me!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:58pm
  • 1:48 Holy shit. Agreed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:10pm
  • @9.29 laughed so hard I leaked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:52am
  • Wow the words chosen to create this text are fucking retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:07am
  • I would so be on that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:51am
  • 12/23 @ 11:45 is right. the first time my bf ate my pussy, i didn't make him use a condom. the second time my bf ate my pussy, he got anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:39am
  • Secretions would be the right word here. Excrete is to get rid of waste or to poop. Secrete is when glands make something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:12am
  • oh and one more thing to 11:23. You retarded ass men didnt LET us have rights, we TOOK them and remain to keep them to this day because the men that are actually worth a shit know they can't fight us for it because we are too strong mentally...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:48am
  • And if you actually pay attentioin countries where women are not equal are mostly poor and suffering starvation and are straight up shit holes... The countries who DO treat us equal and beautiful...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:43am
  • I preffer to let the girl have her fun first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:03am
  • i'd choose a squirting vagina over a squirting penis any day. at least squirting vagina juice won't get me in MY eye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:44am
  • 1:13 epic 9:36 I rofld. Your not strong! (Peter griffin voice)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:20am
  • GIRLS GOTTA HAVE FUN TOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:18pm
  • You can't appreciate a girl if you don't appreciate her love juice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:52pm
  • A persons a person no matter how small....or gender

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:23am
  • is this guido talk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:34am
  • excretion..? ur fn ignorant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:34pm
  • 11.45 makes a very true and valid point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:07am
  • 12/23 @ 5:06- um, because a guys cum is delicious. yeah, i love when my bf cums in my mouth. yummy :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:38am
  • I actually enjoy them. Means I planted my nut correctly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Bahahahaha lighten up people its funny

    Submitted by lenabean on Jul 14, 10 at 12:53pm
  • All these bitches defending their rancid tacos because they are too lazy to wash. If your shit smells like rotting mackarel--wash it!!!! A woman can go far with a fresh vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:28am
  • True Life: You spend way too much figuring out a good tfln and 2:16.. what the hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:16am
  • I agree with 1:58 I really enjoy giving my husband oral! It gets me very hot and I get very wet and ready to be fucked by the time I have him all worked up and wanting to go at it I'm already ready as well! That's just me I know not all girls enjoy doing it. I just like things in my mouth and working my tongue around things! Lol! Blow pops are good too for that I guess. :-) to each their own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:17am
  • 1:48 i think i love u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Women and men have equal human value, but men are better in all ways possible. Just equal human worth between the two genders.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Wow so it's rude if a guy asks for something before giving something, but not if a girl asks for something before doing anything I'm a girl and I think that's messed up. It's people like 1:48 that make some guys think girls are horrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:04pm
  • i think men are superior.... but we don't need to be dicks about it...... i mean girls should get some pleasure as well.. not just the pounding session..... tough up guys..... eat the pussy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:16am
  • I'm a girl and I think vaginas are ugly and disgusting. But if men think the same way... then they probably shouldn't be with something that has a vagina... just saying. And btw penises DO smell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:44pm
  • 1:48. A fucking MEN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:12pm
  • I'm with 11:23...be good wives, raise our babies, fix good dinners, have sex with us, and your lives will be much easier. Don't be a fucking bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:38am
  • I would never ask my boyfriend to do that. Say buh bye to your man hood fella's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:53pm
  • It is so not rude for a guy to ask for something without giving something first. I'm a female and whilst i love receiving head, i have no problem giving it - even if he hasn't given it to me first. I agree with 11.04. It doesn't always have to be an equal thing, it should not matter who goes first. grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:22pm
  • Word. I hate em too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:14pm
  • 1:48 I love you..........idk bout u girls but I think it should b considered rude if a guy asks for n e thin b4 he gives sumthin to the girl I mean the girl is More important we hav guys dicks goin in us nd all the guy does is thrust his hips so us girls are way more fucking important got that guys?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:00pm
    • it's not like you aren't getting pleasure from those dicks. you're no more important than anyone else just because you have a vag. and besides, we do all the work in sex.

      Submitted by pseudononymous on Apr 5, 10 at 12:05am
  • Don't ever get pregnant or screw a pg chick then. Discharge galore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Ok...men are stronger...women aren't allowed in special ops in the military

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:57pm
  • Same my bf wont go down on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:39pm
  • @ 1:38 -- you need to add: and STFU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:55am
  • Vaginas really are a little bit gross looking. My girlfriend's looks like a roast beef sandwich that someone hacked in two with a meat cleaver.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:29pm
  • What is this brown stuff oozing out of my vagina?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Ahaha nooooo everyone, puss is so much stinkier and grosser than dick, guys have it one million times worse than girls when it comes to oral, and this is coming from a girl.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 19, 12 at 2:44am
  • Women are good for sex and sammiches! That's it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:13am
  • Girls don't get shit first. Your lucky we men let you have equal rights...oh wait that's only in some places.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:23pm
  • 1:48 pshht bitches are gonna keep on keepin on first as always. It will never change as long as the female self esteem stays at it is. Daddy wasn't home all the time?=cocksucker.. Mom was a bitch?=cocksucker.. Your a female in the u.s around the age to like tfln?=cocksucker first and foremost. Pussy stinks most the time. Dick doesn't. Not a fair trade and you girls know it. 432!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:00am
  • Me too.... The vagina is just ugly in general. Much easier with a penis especially when you have one cause you already know what to do with it ^_^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Yes penis is pretty yucky! My guy can be just out of the shower and it still is a penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:12am
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