You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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