Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
did you get engaged???
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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