TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
